Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.