Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.