Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one