What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.