Palestinians Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.