What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.