What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk