Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

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Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*