How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What do you do meet an old friend?

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati