What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.