What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.