Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
He gets medium.
It gets Camel-Towed.
They don't know where home is.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
That thing hurts!
This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".