What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby