What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.