What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.