Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.