Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

White Actor Jokes More White Actor Jokes

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.