Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated