Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Previous Random Joke Next

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

John Lennon Jokes More John Lennon Jokes

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.