Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist