Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!