Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.