Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.