What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.