What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.