Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY