Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .