Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY