Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.