Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse