Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.