Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.