Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.