Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Java Programmer Jokes More Java Programmer Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

C Code Jokes More C Code Jokes

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.