Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What did the programmer from the biker gang say?

It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

Java Programmer Jokes More Java Programmer Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

A: Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.