Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

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Literally dozens.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.