Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.