Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Mango Jokes More Mango Jokes

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Chicken Egg Jokes More Chicken Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.