How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.