Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.