What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !