How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.