Google, like everybody does.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Because it was too shallow.
Because she was out standing in her field.
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
He wanted to harm monica.
I heard everybody had a blast.
Everybody hates Pilipinos.