Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.