Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.