What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

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Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Tragedy Jokes More Tragedy Jokes

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.