Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

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Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed