Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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A little bizar

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About three fifths.

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They lead such short lives.

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