What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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A Popsicle.

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the four hands (you dirty minds)

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

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Shelfish

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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They're listening to duckstep!

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Rain Quotes

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Reservation reservation reservations.