What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding