What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!