What disease does a married man have?

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?

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