What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.