What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft