Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

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What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

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