Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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The pizza can feed a family of four

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Ending them.

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Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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A: He wanted rich milk.

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Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.