What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.