What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.