What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.