What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'