Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread