Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.