Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ?

Aries a reason why I talk this way !

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas