Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"