Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san