Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.