Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

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What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark