Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.