Because he screwed his wife!
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
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DATA EXPUNGED
No worries they will tell you
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
ROBOT: twitch, spark
Yours tin-sincerely.