What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!