What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call two black men flying an airplane?

Pilots, you racist!

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.