How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!