How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.