How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!