What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!