What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

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He fell out of the tree.

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Get off me homes.

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The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

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A: His brother running with the V.C.R

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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The p is silent.

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip