Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.