Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K