How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.