COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
A ladder in her stocking !
Because his family had stock in the company.
A good in-vest-ment
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
Because Santa came early this year.
It didn't Snowden.
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A laughing stock.
Laughing stock.
He was a pharmacist.
because polly wanted a cracker
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Women's Sports.
A wind tunnel.
A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
Jungle bells.
